No problem!
Your question is insightful and shows you're trying to apply logic and to understand the recommendations - there's nothing stupid about that! You're just missing some context, which is completely normal because these are not exactly trivial topics.
The reason to put the subwoofer in the room corner comes from two main factors:
- By putting the subwoofer in a corner we get significantly more output/headroom because the subwoofer radiates the same amount of sound into only a fraction of the space.
- Think of it this way - subwoofer radiates sound in a sphere (i.e. omnidirectionally), so if we could suspend it in mid-air at the middle of a huge room the sound coming from the subwoofer would expand spherically in all directions: to all sides, below and above it. We often call this scenario "free space".
- However if we place the subwoofer in a room corner instead, the sound going to the adjoining walls and floor is reflected immediately, so effectively the same amount of sound that in the "free space" scenario radiates into a sphere, in case of corner-placement radiates into only 1/8th of a sphere - meaning the in-room sound pressure level is higher as a result. This is why we call this "1/8 space" scenario.
- Here's one illustration of the effect (source):
- The downside is that this can make the sound boomy - but only if we don't have EQ (like RoomFit) to counteract it! This is why subwoofer corner-placement was usually avoided in the past, when acoustic measurements and PEQ were not as accessible.
- By putting the subwoofer in a corner we avoid destructive acoustic cancellations (so-called SBIR notches/nulls/dips) that happen whenever you put any sound source any specific distance from a wall. The principle is illustrated in this very nice article by Genelec, but boils down to this illustration:
In short, if the distance of a sub from adjoining walls and floor is <1m, then the nulls/notches/dips caused by this interference will be above 80Hz (the usual upper frequency the subwoofer reproduces). So a corner location is a nice, simple way to ensure this criteria is met.
Now that we understand what happens, we should come away with the message that putting a subwoofer in a corner will mean a) much more output, and b) that it helps us avoid sharp dips in the bass response (i.e. "bass suckout").
But what we haven't mentioned so far is that corner placement will also result in the strongest main room resonances/modes/peaks - these will come up as sharp peaks in the bass response, often 10-20dB above average bass level.
This is where room correction EQ (like RoomFit) comes into play - it will knock down these sharp room resonances, to give a pleasantly smooth bass response as a result. Without EQ the bass with a corner placed subwoofer would likely be very resonant and boomy.
So subwoofer corner placement actually needs some kind of EQ / room correction to work optimally - but if you combine them you get several benefits vs other placement options.
Hope this short description helps!